Nov 2023
Pliny the Second Cousin Twice Removed
Mar 2023
Zider = Zombie + Spider = 😱
Feb 2022
"Like a star that enters its red giant phase and begins to expand, when men enter the ‘autumn’ of their lives, hormonal activity increases creating a last surge before meltdown." Arnold Schwarzeneggar
Nov 2021
The best beer. Anywhere. Ever.
Jun 2021
“Two beer, or not two beer. That is the question.” ~William Shakesbeer
May 2021
“People who are gluten-free get a lot of hate, but I respect these brewers for going against the grain.” ~Angela Merkel
Mar 2021
“Sharks are like friends, and this beer. Chews wisely.” ~Nemo
Feb 2021
“Look out! There might be something in here that wakes you up in the middle of the night and bites your ass. Granted, if that's what you want...” ~ Scarlet Johansson
Dec 2020
“Milk is for babies. When you grow up, you drink beer with milk in it, but only from these BrauMeister.” ~Arnold Schwarzenegger
Nov 2020
“Intelligence is not to make no mistakes, but quickly to see how to make them good. This beer contains no intelligence, no mistakes, and is quick to drink; Prost!” ~Bertold Brecht
Sep 2020
“In a gentle way, you can shake the world. Like zombies, or this beer.” ~Mahatma Gandhi
Aug 2020
“I'm not much of a cook, but I make a mean bowl of oatmeal. Even more the reason to suck down this beverage made by these modern day geniuses.”~Abraham Lincoln
Jul 2020
“Your meaning is immaterial. Mark me! If I see your face again on this street and you haven't tried this beer, why continue your pathetic existence.” ~Judge Turpin to Sweeney Todd
Jun 2020
Happiest is the man who has made the greatest number of people happy; whomever made Lagerhosen has to be infuriatingly happy. ~Karl Marx
"Never follow anyone else's path. Unless you're in the woods and you're lost and you see a path. Then by all means follow that path home and grab a deliciously hairy Grape Ape IPA." ~Ellen Degeneres
Apr 2020
“I’ve heard there is going to be a recession. I’ve decided not to participate, but I will participate in chugging this delicious fucking brew.” ~Walt Disney
Mar 2020
“I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for.” ~ W. C. Fields
Feb 2020
"For every one Jesus, you get a million zombies; and only about 53 of these beers. Drink fast." ~Patient 0
Dec 2019
"Not all girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice. Some girls are made of barley and hops and a pair of flip-flops." ~Winston Churchill
Oct 2019
"Gold cannot be pure, and people cannot be perfect, but this beer is." ~Ancient Proverb
Sep 2019
"It's better in my mouth than yours." ~Your Mom
Aug 2019
"If architecture is frozen music, then this beer must be frozen architecture." -Quincy Jones
Not bad for a first try...and fermenting at 80 degrees.